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Sandpoint Daily Variety Vol. 728
Sandpoint Daily Variety Vol. 728

ECCENTRIC SWAMP HALFLING KEEPS SNAKES

The self-appointed “Warden of Brinestump”, Walthus Proudstump, was seen in town last week buying milk to feed his snake hatchlings! “Yup,” our anonymous source reports, “He coddles them just like my niece coddles her pet rabbit Fluffles. Takes a special kind of weirdo to keep snakes as pets, if you ask me.”

By the Queen of Gnomish Media, Jana Riverweed.

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Sandpoint Daily Variety Vol. 727
Sandpoint Daily Variety Vol. 727

DRAGON SIGHTED?

Some travelers coming from up coast say they saw a dragon – a big black one – flying above central Mosswood. This reporter hopes they were drunk! We definitely don’t need a dragon anywhere close to town.

By the broad behind the broadsheet, Jana Riverweed.

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Sandpoint Daily Variety Vol. 726
Sandpoint Daily Variety Vol. 726

FIRES OVER BRINESTUMP!

Just last night, another round of colorful explosions burst over the Brinestump Marsh south of Sandpoint. The Licktoad Goblins have somehow managed to arm themselves with a considerable supply of fireworks and are putting the FLASH in NEWSFLASH! Some folks say they’ve even learned how to make them, and that they’re getting ready to set Sandpoint ablaze! This reporter remains unconvinced.

Several merchant caravans and travelers have been attacked by goblins recently. According to victims, the damage caused by horses panicking at the sight and sound of the fireworks is as destructive as the goblins themselves. As only Sandpointers and other Lost Coasters have been hit so far, Mayor Deverin and High Priest Zantus have been unable to convince Magnimar to send assistance.

By the gnome with all the gossip, Jana Riverweed.

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